What is an insect's favorite game?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
How do snowmen get information?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
How does a cow do math?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?