What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later!
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why are all priests fit?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?