What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later!
What do teachers do during summer break?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What season begins with a thud?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
