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What do ducks have for lunch?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What was the first animal in space?
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Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
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What do you call a greedy elf?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What fairy loves to count?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.