Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What tea do footballers drink?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
How do bears keep cool?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?