What time does everyone love to drink?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why did the chicken cross the net?