What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
How do amoebas make calls?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What does a panda ghost say?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What's the friendliest national park?
What day is your mom always right?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?