How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?