Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Where does water do all its banking?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What game do mice love to play?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?