What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
A carpet.
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Which elf is the best singer?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do rich squirrels eat?