Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What insect runs away from everything?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Where do superheroes blend right in?