What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
A carpet.
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What kind of bird can write?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?