What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
A carpet.
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
How do you make a cow float?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
