What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What birds make average students?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What words make the best athletes?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Which tree can't stop crying?