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What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why was the cat so small?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
