What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?