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Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?