Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?