What's E.T. short for?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why are goats so funny?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
How do hurricanes see?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?