What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Which subject has two parts?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Can February March?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why are basketball courts always wet?