What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Ketchup.
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
