What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Ketchup.
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?