What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Where do books sleep?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?