Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What game do cows play at parties?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
How do you make a bandstand?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What animal is always ready to protect people?