Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
He neverlands.
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Which singer could always break a five?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Where do surfers go to school?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
