What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What's good for both poker and theater?
How do horses navigate at night?
How do bees get to school?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
