What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why did electricity win the race?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What's the holiest insect?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?