What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What is the wealthiest fish?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Which family member has tusks?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do cows say when you milk them?