What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
How do you talk to a giant?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?