The museum curator needed a break.
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?