What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Where do ants go to eat?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?