Why was the man stuck at the party?
He couldn't get past the elephant in the room.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do fish do at parades?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
A book just fell on my head.
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
