Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do bees chew?
Why is spring the oddest season?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Which elf is the best singer?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What stories are told by basketball players?