What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Which animal is the most religious?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What did the mother rope say to her child?