Why is grass so dangerous?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why are frogs always happy?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
My brother is my partner in crime.