Why are ghosts such bad liars?
You can see right through them.
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What game do bats excel at?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
How does dinner smell?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
