Why are ghosts such bad liars?
You can see right through them.
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do insects learn at school?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you call a thieving alligator?