How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why was the bee sad?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?