Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why was the math book sad?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What season begins with a thud?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?