Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call a baby monkey?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What dog never pays attention in class?
