Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why are trees always so positive?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why did the fish blush?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?