Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do naked fish play with?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?