Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What animal has the most fun?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
How do you wash a lamb?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What siblings are always sad?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?