Where do stars go to college?
Universe-ity.
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why was the fish so smart?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
How did the toad die?