Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?