Where do stars go to college?
Universe-ity.
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What fish loves to play in a band?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Where do ants go to eat?
