Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What is blue and not heavy?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?