What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
You have to take life by the reindeer!
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
When do astronauts eat?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why do kids love theater classes?