What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
You have to take life by the reindeer!
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What vegetables make the best music?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of bird can write?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?