What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
You have to take life by the reindeer!
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Where do burgers like to dance?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
When does a horse talk?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What animal has the most fun?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?