Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
He refused to be spoken to in that tone.
How do automobiles fly?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What kind of music do planets like?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What's E.T. short for?