Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?