What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why did the computer run out of money?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?