Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
He refused to be spoken to in that tone.
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do fairies always drink?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why was the dog overweight?