Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
He refused to be spoken to in that tone.
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What day do hands always go to church?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do fish do at parades?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
