Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
How do you compliment a cat?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why are cars magic?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?