Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
He refused to be spoken to in that tone.
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you call two birds in love?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do insects learn at school?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
How do you grill cheese?
What game do cows play at parties?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?