Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs.
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What are you studying in math?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did the foal cough?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?