Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs.
Why are all priests fit?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What's the holiest insect?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why did the fish blush?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Which animal will never go bald?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
