Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs.
What do you call a dog in space?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
How do automobiles fly?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
When do mice play every day?
What's the scariest letter?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why do some people love eating snails?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?