Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs.
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why is a computer so smart?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Where do mermaids see movies?