Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?