Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
How do hurricanes see?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why do cows go to New York?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?