What does Santa order at the bar?
A gin-gerbread and tonic.
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What season begins with a thud?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do you call a short cow?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do nosey peppers do?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?