What does Santa order at the bar?
A gin-gerbread and tonic.
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What's a henway?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's the scariest letter?