Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?