What does Santa order at the bar?
A gin-gerbread and tonic.
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did the calf play in the school band?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why is furniture so generous?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
