How did the pirate call his mother?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What type of car do planets buy?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?