Why does chewing gum never go bad?
It's always in mint condition.
Who are Frosty's parents?
What do cows say on NYE?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
