Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
How do fleas travel?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?