Why does chewing gum never go bad?
It's always in mint condition.
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?