What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
You're such a pill.
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
