Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?