Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
The turkey, because he's already stuffed.
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What's the richest basketball team?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?