What's E.T. short for?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why are frogs always happy?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What was the first animal in space?