Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
The turkey, because he's already stuffed.
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What fairy loves to count?
What bird is always sad?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why are goats so funny?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why was the spider so smart?
