What do elves learn in school?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?