Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
The turkey, because he's already stuffed.
Where does laundry go to college?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
How much money does a skunk have?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?