What animal knows kung fu?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Which president loved to take baths?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What is a table you can eat?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?