Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Darth Waiter.
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
