Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Which fly makes films?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why was the fish so smart?
