What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Which family member is always relieved?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What country has the most fish?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Where do horses reside?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?