Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
They do so many legal briefs.
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What is the most faithful insect?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why are stones so good at music?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call a silly hill?
Which relative loves rice?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do fish do at parades?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?