Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
They do so many legal briefs.
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
It's allergy season again?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do you call a silly hill?