Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
They do so many legal briefs.
Why was the mime upset?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What's the politest month?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
