Why did the person sit on the clock?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?