Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
They do so many legal briefs.
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
How do you get straight A's?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?