What event do spiders love to attend?
Webbings.
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What vegetables make the best music?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?