Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What horn never makes a sound?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why is summer always sad?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What does an evil hen lay?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Which celebrity became a great detective?