Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?