What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?