Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why was the horse so happy?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?