When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
How much does freedom weigh?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
How can you farm during the winter?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Where do goldfish go camping?