What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
A Blockbuster.
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Where are average things manufactured?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
It's allergy season again?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What animal likes to party the most?