How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why are maps such great therapists?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why are frogs always happy?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?