Where do books sleep?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why are winter days great?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do you call a tired tree?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
How do you wash a lamb?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
How do bees get to school?