Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
It's allergy season again?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What bird helps you stay dry?