Which animal loves to have a good time?
The wee-sel!
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
