Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Which subject has two parts?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
How does a barber get to work?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why did the two science teachers start dating?