My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What's the most determined bird?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What car always breaks the rules?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?