Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did one angel say to the other angel?