What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Family trees.
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the cow cross the road?
