Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why do rhinos charge?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do you give a sick pig?
How do amoebas make calls?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What's a forklift?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?