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Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
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What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
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What game does pasta always play at recess?
Which insect is the smartest?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
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Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
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What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?