What birds always travel in twos?
Pair-rots.
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
