Where do colds go on vacation?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do bees chew?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
A book just fell on my head.
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What animal styles their hair every day?