Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call an arctic cow?
I'm not a bad putter.
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?