What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What's the richest basketball team?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did autumn say to summer?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
How did the coach get his quarterback?