What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Which is the worst season?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?