What type of dog loves to take showers?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
How do automobiles fly?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Which former US President was always cold?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do cows like to dance to?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What is blue and not heavy?