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Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What fish only swims at night?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What is the coolest country?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?