What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do little fish love to play with?