What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
How much does freedom weigh?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
How does one gelatin greet another?