Why was the moth so unpopular?
He kept picking holes in everything.
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Did you know about April 1st?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What makes a glow worm glow?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Where was Noah born?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
I'm not a bad putter.
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?