Why was the moth so unpopular?
He kept picking holes in everything.
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
