Why do hogs play so much football?
They love to throw pigskins!
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Which subject has two parts?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do teachers do during summer break?