Why do hogs play so much football?
They love to throw pigskins!
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Can February March?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why are goats so funny?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
