What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
How did groundhogs get their name?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What did the salad say to its dad?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?