Why do hogs play so much football?
They love to throw pigskins!
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What kind of books do boats write?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What game can you play while eating dinner?