Why is summer always sad?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
How was the wedding?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why are maps such great therapists?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?