What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
The owl.
What British bugs are the best singers?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?