What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
The owl.
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What's black and white and red all over?
