Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why did the frog starve?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?