Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Where do termites go camping?
What do you call an artistic dog?
I broke my finger!
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?