How do you spot a modern spider?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What's the politest month?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why are the mountains so tired?