What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
A subwoofer.
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What animal loves Indian food?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
