What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?