Why was the bee sad?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Which subject has two parts?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?