How do you spot a modern spider?
He has a website.
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What time of day was Adam created?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What does an evil hen lay?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Which insect makes the best father?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?