How do you spot a modern spider?
He has a website.
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What are you studying in math?
What is an insect's favorite game?
How do you arrest a pig?
What does the sun drink out of?
What is a table you can eat?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What's the most athletic footwear?
