What's a goose's favorite book?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?