Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?