Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?