What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
How do cats make a birthday cake?