Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What is the most adorable season?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?