What do math teachers eat?
Square meals.
Which elf is the best singer?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Where do ants go to eat?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
How do you measure a millennial?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?