Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Which animal will never go bald?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?