What's a pirate's favorite color?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What is the smallest lion?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What country has the most fish?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?