What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What is the color of the wind?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?