Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Where does water do all its banking?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?