What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
A snack attack.
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
