Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why is furniture so generous?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What's the politest month?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?