What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?