What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why was the mime upset?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did one plate say to the other?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?