Why do cats give such great massages?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?