What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
How do automobiles fly?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?