What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Fish and ships.
What type of car do planets buy?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
How do birds threaten one another?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
