Where do pigs learn magic?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What nationality are most fish?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?