What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
The seventh-inning stretch.
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call the dog magician?
How do fish watch TV shows?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What's a forklift?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
