What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?