What animals make the best students?
Elephants, because they remember everything.
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?