What animals make the best students?
Elephants, because they remember everything.
What do fairies always drink?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What does the sun drink out of?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?