What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?