What animals make the best students?
Elephants, because they remember everything.
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
It's Crowded!
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which insect makes the best father?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do Scottish toads play?