What animals make the best students?
Elephants, because they remember everything.
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why did the snake cross the road?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Do dads always snore?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
